aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!
I’m sure she is getting all choked up
It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!
Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it
sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.
That girl is sucking a penis.
woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
i wonder if michael reed would come to my yard if i got milkshakes
Fandom: Steam Powered Giraffe
Characters: The Jon, mentions of Michael and The Spine
Author’s Note: I told you I’d fic it. I told you. Got the idea from this lovely piece of art.
“I’m just going out to get milk, Jon, I’ll be back in a few minutes,” laughed Michael as The Jon playfully dragged on his arm. “It’ll be like I never even left if you draw me a picture,” he said with a hug to the robot.
im just going through the notes on this and im smiling a lot
[Image is of an open door, but the walkway is blocked with a panel of wood. Text on the door reads: "JUST BECAUSE MY DOOR IS OPEN DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN COME IN." Text inside the “doorway” reads: "It’s not CONSENT if you make me afraid to say no." End description.]
not everyone who blogs about social justice issues is a social justice warrior! there are social justice clerics, social justice rogues, social justice rangers, and social justice wizards, among other classes. nobody’s going to get anywhere without diversity; if you go into any boss dungeon with a party consisting entirely of social justice warriors and expect to beat it then you are going to be sorely disappointed.